The Death of a Shirt

As of yesterday, Jordan and I have been a couple for 10 years (to which we high-fived). For about the last 9 years I have begged, pleaded, and plotted to make this tee-shirt disappear. But after a long and wonderful relationship, Jordan himself suggested, "I might be ready to get rid of my Bauer shirt." WHAT??!!???

You and Jordan have had many, many, many good memories but the time has

come to say goodbye!